The Ordering Coke at a Bar Diary Part 2

I order Coke instead of beer when I go to comedy clubs because it would be way too expensive and beer tastes icky. Alas, it’s pretty much the most pussy thing you can do when sitting on a bar stool. This is a series of posts documenting my neurosis surrounding ordering Coke.

Coke Camouflaged

I get a Coke – jeez, what’s worse than a grown man alone in a bar? A grown man alone in a bar with a Coke with a straw in it. I wonder if I remove said straw I my cool meter would go up; but then I realize that there is ice in the glass. They don’t use post production cooling additives in mead.

Who’s better than you? (Thank Joey Diaz for that one; he’s a hero)

Michael Jagdeo

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About Michael Jagdeo

My name's Michael Jagdeo, and I refuse to write about myself in the third person. I'm a Comedian from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. In addition to honing my stand-up comedy act, I maintain this blog and write the weekly comedy article for blogTO.com.
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