- Set up: I saw a guy driving a Neon and he had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Don’t let the car fool you, my treasure is in heaven.’ I don’t think that I could use that excuse when I’m with a woman.
- Punchline: I drop my pants, I drop my underpants…she sighs, starts to put her clothes back on, I couldn’t make her stop by saying, ‘Don’t let my lolee fool you, my treasure is in heaven.’ Well you ain’t gonna none ah dis buried treasure!
- Tag: BTW, how pissed is that guy gonna be when he gets to heaven and everybody is driving a Neon? God damnit! You made me drive a Neon for 40 years and now this! Why hast thou forsaken me…again?!
- Surprise Tag: My son, here: everyone drives a Neon…Noooooo…I should’ve been a Hindu! I just couldn’t get past the elephant man with the 8 arms! I could’ve made girls squirt consonants for all eternity. (callback to another joke I’ll post about Sex Bots following me on Twitter).