Category Archives: How To Be A Comic

Carry the Torch

Life is good. I wouldn’t want to be anyone else but who I am right now, right at this moment, faults and all. I’ve changed my body. I’ve changed my mind. I have the ability to create the life that … Continue reading

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Thoughts on Survival

Life’s funny. I spent the last ten years pretty devastated emotionally, though I didn’t really show it in real life. I imagine most people saw me as a happy person, and that’s because I was afraid of being not happy … Continue reading

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A Really, Really Compelling Title

Dedicated to my homie who helped me see the truth. I’d like to share another part of my life with you: my musical side. Trombone in elementary, trumpet in middle, and trombone again in high school (I pretended I was … Continue reading

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Life Is Absurd

Over the past four months, I’ve: Dropped 40+ lbs¹ Overcome my anxiety and depression¹ Performed more in the past two months than in the previous four years COMBINED Made more money in the past two months than in the previous … Continue reading

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Never Meant to Publish This

Lol I’m so mean to myself sometimes, but goddamn that middle picture is hilarious… This is a story about mystical experiences had whilst practising P90X Yo-gaahh… Not Yoguh, Yo-gaahh… Copped collard greens; rolled it like tassa. Bissessar. In the old … Continue reading

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