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Dear Diary, Confession time: I took you offline because I was embarrassed of you. I was embarrassed that I had the thoughts that I had. But fuck it – those were my thoughts, and I’ve come to realize that as … Continue reading
You know, ever since I started this blog, two things have remained pretty consistent: 1) My anxiety/depression/fear of the stage (or more accurately, my fear of rejection and negative feedback). 2) My weight. The first constant, so to speak, is … Continue reading
Wire Fans: this one’s for you. The TTC is Toronto’s newest drug dealer. You know why? Because they could double the price to $6.00 and we’d still buy…we’re addicts, and they’re the only game in town. Jimmy suggested I do … Continue reading
Update: In retrospect, this joke isn’t that funny. However, I’m leaving it up so that you can see my evolution as a comedian. You gotta start somewhere, right? – Dec 23 2011 I dropped the girlfriend to the subway this … Continue reading